Granny Murray

Granny Murray is the main character and pretends to have a book called "Tempting Titties". She is clinically insane and owns a television that does not work. She sports a gorgeous lesbian flag stylised jumper, which looks about 3 sizes too small for her.

Backstory
Not necessarily a blood relation to all the children she looks after, Granny Murray is called Granny Murray because she is Granny Murray. This is due to the fact that she is a non-profit small business, as she minds several different children, which most of the time don't look like they want to be near her. Her secret is that she is actually a clairvoyant, as she knows what specific advice to give to her friends, which will later help them when they fuck everything up. Another secret is that she is addicted to meth, but this is most likely unrelated to her psychic abilities.

What is surprising about Granny Murray is that she is in a polygamous relationship with each of her clients, including Tina. Specifically Tina. She has nothing better to do with her life than take the estranged children she cares for off to ridiculous locations such as a pirate ship or an art gallery, where, personally, I do not believe a child should be.

Granny Murray is the fountain of all wisdom and gives each programme its thought or saying of the day because she is clairvoyant and can literally see the fucking future. Granny Murray loves to take the lead because she is a bossy boots bastard and only thinks about herself, whether it is being first on the dance floor or joining in and cheering and laughing the loudest at any theatrical event. Granny Murray does my god damn head in.