Granny Murray

Granny Murray is the main character and pretends to have a book called "Tempting Titties". She is clinically insane and owns a television that does not work. She sports a gorgeous lesbian flag stylised jumper, which looks about 3 sizes too small for her. Me too was also known as Shit in the slutbags. SHE LIKES LICKING HAIRY MINGE AND IS A DIRTY SLAGGY FAG. ASWELL AS HAVING ORGIES WITH THE CHILDREN SHE TOUCHES, SHE ALSO HAS ORGYS WITH HER SWINGER FRIENDS.

Backstory
Not necessarily a blood relation to all the children she looks after, Granny Murray is called Granny Murray because she is Granny Murray. This is due to the fact that she is a non-profit small business, as she minds several different children, which most of the time don't look like they want to be near her. Her secret is that she is actually a clairvoyant, as she knows what specific advice to give to her friends, which will later help them when they fuck everything up. Another secret is that she is addicted to meth, but this is most likely unrelated to her psychic abilities..